It's time for the A-TEAM!!  Get a pile of B.A. Baracus, Murdock, Face and Hannibal adventures!  Starting with all three comics from original 1984 Marvel Comics series, all in NM condition (unprofessionally graded; see photos), even the Newsstand edition #1!  Rare!  
Then, learn to read with the A-Team!  Two new-in-wrapper 7" Book and Record 1984 adventures - "Steel" and "The Maltese Cow"!  Just bust out that old Fisher-Price phonograph!